Get to Know Somebody

Have you people been on a date before?

hmm..

of course..

why am i asking you a silly question..?

oh anw..

u know, getting to know someone new, spending

time together, getting to know about each other..

u know..

well..

Technologies nowadays are way better than before..

Now we have MSN, GoogleTAlk, YahooMessenger, Skype and many more others.

We have handphones..

Most people have their own handphones..

Even PRimary kids nowadays have their own handphones..

(i dunnoe why they need them)

dun they have anything to yak about?

other than...

you know those kids are innto..

PokeMon..

Beyblade..(years ago i think)

what are they into now?

hmm..

talking bout girls?

hmm..

Jimmy: hey.. tom.. i get to know this girl opposite my block you know. She's cute!

Tom: Wat girl? since when u friends with girls huh?

Jimmy: Why? wats wrong? anyway.. i kissed her yesterday evening after we get back from school u know. She wasnt looking at me at first, and when she turn to look at me, i give her a peck on the lips. Cool! she blushes! haha...

Tom: WAT??!! You kiss a girl?!! damn! Eeeewwwww! wat is wrong with you Jimmy?

Are u crazy? dammit Jimmy!

Jimmy: Why? is it wrong to kiss a girl? wats wrong?

Tom: DAmn Jimmy. You ARE CRAZZYY! tats the MOSTt disgusting thing i have ever heard in my WHOLE LIFE! Ewww!! You kiss a girl dammit! daaaamn... Goodbye Jimmy! (ending the call)

Jimmy: TOM! hey!! wats wrong? !%#$^#^^!$#!

hmm..

it seems that when we were young, i meant boys were young.. (i dunnoe bout girls though)

its like a taboo u know when boys touches a girl.. or watever..

its like.. EWwwww..

hmm..

When we were young then..

anyways..

as i was saying about getting to know someone New..

When you see someone, then you get interested with him/her..

And wanting to know more about the person.

u know.

You walk over to talk to her... or him...

bla bla bla..

Get some contacts info to get back to him/her again.

well...

when two STRAIGHT Guys, if u put together..

And they see a beautiful young lady walking past them,

it will be like

A: Hey dude! Look at that girl. She's hot dude!

B: Yea man.. hey.. get her number man. go talk to her.. start a conversation.. dun missed this chance man..

A: why dun u get it? Why u ask me?

B: I got a girlfriend freak. She is hotter than this lady. And She make love like a pornstar.I got nothing to lose. There are 5 more in my phonebook, and i cannot take another one. Why dun you go get it? ITs ur chance SINGLE man..

A: Fine.. (looking at her) She's really hot. I'll go talk to her..

That, if you put two STRAIGHT guys together.

They will be like looking at girls talking among themselves, giving comments on another young lady.

But what if you put, ONE STRAIGHT guy, and A GAY guy being with him.?

S: Hey dude.. Look at that. WOW! Isnt she.. amazing? SHe look good dude! HOT!

G: Well.. Okay i guess.. She do really look pretty.. hmm.. not bad.. She look good..

S: ARe u insane?! Look at her. Goodness me.. wow..

G: Ya. Well okay.. She is OK to me.. .CAN u JUST STOP LOOKING AT HER? What about me?! (pulling him closer)

Look into my eyes! LOOK! Am i not good enough for you?

AM I? How could you?

Didnt you know?! hmph! (walking away)

S: (with mouth wide open. Didnt say a word. Looking at the hot lady. then turn back to look at his friend.) Wat the f@%#?! Gosh...ewww..!

I'm not being (fuck.. wats that word?) to gays..

But come on.

Its kinda , ya know.

Uncomfortable when a guy get so cuddly up to you..(unless if you are a girl.thats a different thing)

its kinda... you know..

WEird.. Can i say that?

just.. doesnt make sense ..

Don't ask me why.

Sometimes, when you want to get to know a person,

you cant expect the response that you wanted.

Different people have different reaction to a situation.

Some girls freak out, some look at you like u are a rapist or something,

Some think u just wanna screw..

Some give you attitude like a bitch as if they are so hot or something and guys will queue up begging wanting to know them.... saliva dripping out of their mouth like dogs..

Some may even call u a jerk..

HAhaha..

Dun be freaked out or something when they call you that..

Its nothing.

it is just a word..

Why u care so much for what she said?

well..

Look around you.. There are others.

Hmm..

Or maybe you just suck

the moment u start talking, girls think u just wanna stalk them till they come to you.

Some funny skit if you like to watch by MadTV.

Have fun.

(and oh. both are actresses.=D)

Being a desperate, piss people off..

or should i say, make them run away from you.

So what if the girl reject you from getting to know each other?

Maybe she have something going on her mind and not ready yet to get to know someone.

Or she had someone else already.

Or even , she is married.

You just acknowledge, wish her a nice day or something like tat.. (have my own ways)

And move.

Don't hang around like a desperado.

Or when the girl doesnt think you are compatible enough to be with her,

so be it.

Just leave and go.

Dun waste time ,

trying to find ways to get back to her...

Unless if both of you still love each other.

Otherwise move on.

You know..

Guy: Please love. Please dont go! Please. Don't leave me alone.. NOOO! Please dun!

LAdy: I have to. This is the best for us. I have to go .. Please .. Let me go.. Please..

Guy: NO!! I LOVE YOU!! WHY U DOING THIS TO ME??!! WHY?!!! why.... (sobbing) noo...

LAdy: Please (crying) LEave me alone from now on. Please.. I have to go..

Guy: NO!!! NOO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I won't let anyone have you other than me! NO!!!!

(strangle the lady)

Lady: ..... (cannot scream mah.. airpipe block)

Like there is no one else in the world other than her?

Come on.

Dun be a freako.

Dun be a psycho.

Dun be a desperado.

Seriously..

Don't waste your chance out there man.

Once u hang around to be with that person,

7 8 9 ladies walk past you..

You waste those chance to get to know them.

Like seriously.

Have u ever know anyone or see guys fighting over girls?

Man!

So what ?

ARent u ashamed?

She is not the only one..

There are many others out there..

U never know you can find a better one somewhere outthere..

Man..

Guys fighting because of a girl.

eyyee.

malu man.

paiseh..

where to hide those balls..

Please. wake up those ideas dudes..

Think..

There are better ones out there..

Dun bring shame to urself and to people like us.

Well..

I dunn know bout how the girls feel..

U like it when guys fight because of you??

Tell me.

Correct me if i'm wrong ladies.

This lady that called me a jerk the last time..

well.. this guy friend of mine who gave me the number of this lady ..

Just wanting to know how the lady is..

It's nothing wrong to make new friends. That social circle.

You never know, you may get to know someone special..

You know what i meant.

Well..

As i was saying..

He told me, this lady i will be wanting to know, is hot..

Well..Hot .. i meant, pretty.. good looking..

Oh okay..

I dunnoe she is hot or not

who cares..

Lets get to know the person first..

But this time,

It was different for this lady..

I was teasing with her 'balls' till she cannot takeit..

if you know what i meant..

dun get it? figure it out.

i know, some will say why u waste those chances of getting to know her..

She is hot..

U sure? how will u know?

I don't care..

After much messages.. and some pauses in between a few weeks..

There was a time i just say directly to her

'Why are u so boring? Did u bodyswitch into someone else or something..

You not the girl that i know '

The reply?

' I bodyswitched when i met jerks. So yeah.'

hahaha... laughable..

i cannot control my laughter that evening.

Poor her..

i should have tickle her balls even more u know..

She just talked to me a few days ago..

And the sudden change?

Well..

One thing strange about women,

is that..:

They will be chatting nicely with you,

being friendly with you.. Laugh with you.. Joke with you.

But the next moment..

Out of the sudden,

They just act cold towards you.. (that is why i sound her off with that sentence =p)

You don't even know what is coming slamming into your face.

It just happened.

Don't be surprised though. (mood swing coming through?)

Arent they unique?

hahaha..

nah..

i dont even know her that well..

I just want to get to know her, and well..

see how she react to that kind of situation.

Some people react differently though.

Some will just say..

'Oh well.. bla bla bla... ... i'm attached.. u know.. soo...bla bla bla..'

Err.. ya.. ok .. u attached.. so? any connection to this communication?

wat do i care if u attached or not?

i never even say anything like

'Hey .. i want u so bad.. Can u be my girlfriend? PLEASE .. pretty please.. i want you i want you i want you'

I don't wanna be a bastard saying those words directly.

U cannot be like that.

but,

what the heck..

am i eyeing u in the first place? gosh..

ok..

i sound kinda an arsehole...

lol!

I know.. These girls are testing guys out there.
They may be thinking.. 'hmm.. another one who is trying to woo me.
I better told him off to back off..'

When i made friends, and if they told me ' Hmm.. Sorry. I'm attached bla bla bla...'
Sometime i simply reply ' Cool. Congrats. I know you feel honoured to have a boyfriend. Yea.
Don't forget to tell the world about it...'(give a sly smile, walk off)
kah kah kah

ok..

i sound kinda an arsehole...

lol!

Some people do react differently..

Unless if u are my Special lady, that is different.. you know..

but not to the extend such as begging and rolling like a hot dog to get ur attention..

Tats is super ridiculous..

Just do what a man got to do for a special lady in the heart..

u know what i meant..

heheheh..

Love...

Love sucks?

hhaha..

those who says this, what makes u said that?

I wanna know..

It sucks when u were with the wrong person.

It sucks when u were not in good terms?

It sucks when u love that someone but that someone doesnt even know?

Love is beautiful..

isn't it?

It Is Beautiful my dear amigos.

'Guys treat girls like shit.

And they good to girls when they want something'

Talk to me girl.

Talk to me.

We can't stereotype because of one.

I can say girls treat guys like shit too..

They think guys are like their toyboys.

When they are in need, they come to you.

When they are happy etc etc, they just ignore u like ..watever? lol.

And i can't be stereotyping because of one.

I did though.

But, that is ridiculuous, u know.

There ARE someone, out there..somewhere.

Ready to have you.

To take you in his arms.

To protect you.

To treat you good.

To give you the happiness you need.

For somebody beautiful, as you..

...

Don't stereotype because of one.

I know.

It takes time..

Next topic.. i'll talk bout dating..

DAting somebody..

Stay tuned peeps!

Happy Surfing!

A Burn

a.ka Abu "Top Gun" Bakar